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Lets not waste any time I have to take a dump. The Ultimate Fighter Finale 5 comes to a close Saturday June 23rd. There’s some interesting matches and some lopsided matches. At the end of the day who gives a shit? It’s not like we’re paying for it this time around.

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• Quinton “Rampage” Jackson
• Melvin “The Young Assassin” Guillard
• Kevin “The Monster” Randleman
• Anderson “The Spider” Silva
• David “The Crow” Loiseau
• Gideon Ray
• Vernon “Tiger” White
• Din “Dinyero” Thomas
• Houston Alexander
• Shonie “Mr. International” Carter
• Marvin “The Beastman” Eastman
• Yves Edwards
• Rashad Evans
• Cheick Kongo
• Bob “The Beast” Sapp
• Kimbo Slice
• Maurice Smith
• Pete “Secret Weapon” Spratt
• Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett

Also see: Josh Koshcheck, and Frank Trigg though it’s hard to distinguish what exactly the fuck they are. Mike and Joe don’t want to hand that adjective out to just any fighter obviously.

Very good fights for the most part, the only ones that dissapointed were Franklin/Okami and Griffin/Ramirez.

Griffin vs. Guida was an absolute war. All the douchebag boxing fans that say ground fighting is boring should be forced to watch that fight.

Herman finished Smith pretty easily, he’s still a penis.

Marcus Davis won with an early KO, and needs to learn that no one wants to hear his fucking life story. Rogan should’ve started humming the theme they use in the Academy Awards to play long speeches off the stage.

Jason MacDonald finished Rory Singer, don’t be surprised to see the rematch in a gay porno flick.

First off if Dana White wiped his ass on a piece of paper it would look like the UFC 72 card. Now I have to shell out forty bucks for a card that would be considered weak even by Fight Night standards. And also lets thank Martin Kampmann for injuring his knee (and when I say knee I mean vagina) so Okami could come in and make for a more competitive match for Franklin. (more…)