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I guess we should start things off by giving a big hand to Ariel Gandulla. Way to get tapped out by Doug fucking Marshall. Marshall’s ground game is about as decent as Cro Cops’s chin. Doug Marshall looks like a white supremacist with Downs Syndrome. Doug. Marshall. Fuck.

Props to Jens Pulver for turning Cub Swanson into a wacky, inflatable, arm flailing tube man. That’s what he gets for looking like Gandhi on heroin. Enjoy being named Cub for the rest of your life.

Paulo Filho looked like shit tonight. Luckily he always manages to pull an armbar out of his ass. If you’re clearly winning the stand up battle why would you go into the guard of one of the best grapplers in the division? Chael Sonnen - Master of Game plans. When they finally make a time machine I’m going to go back in time and fill Sonnen’s mother’s vagina with cement before he was born. You’ll thank me later.

Urijah Faber claimed to have purposely given his back to Jeff Curran. I guess it’s easy to have your head up your ass when your ass is on your chin.

I’m going to fucking bed.

Every time Mac Danzig fights I sacrifice a cow cause he’s a vegan piece of shit. Congrats on beating a defenseless, legally retarded man in Tommy Speer you heartless son of a bitch.

The fight between War Machine and J-Rock convinced me that Jon Koppenhaver nickname be changed to Bitch Machine. Way to keep your composure in the end you cry baby, dumb shit.

Clay Guida must’ve been training with Sean Sherk the way he was eating those knees tonight. Good job Clay, you the man. Maybe now you’ll get a haircut you fucking douche. That stench from your hair is not gonna come off of Huerta’s balls for weeks. Oh, and way to dodge your first huge bullet Roger Huerta hopefully they feed you to Frankie Edgar or Tyson Griffin, then we’ll see where you’re “viva la raza” will take you, you proud son of the worst country on earth.

P.S. Sorry faithful readers for the disgusting lack of updates, I’m a busy man and as always… eat my ass. As for the rest of the fights I don’t give a shit, enjoy you’re night.