Japan—All was not lost for Mirko Filopovic following his no contest bout with Alistair Overeem. Now having the undisputed, toughest nutsack in MMA, Cro Cop will be releasing his patented ATJ Lucko jockstraps early next month.
Overeem was given a yellow card following the third and final knee to the Croations testicles. It was too late though as the 
Croat’s balls were knocked inside his body and he was down for good. Cro Cop is no stranger to this sort of abuse as he was repeatedly kneed in the baby maker by Frenchman Cheick Kongo back at UFC 75 and continued to fight on losing a unanimous decision.
The bad news is that the Dream fight promotion was not tricked as it was blatantly obvious and too much of a coincidence for this sort of thing to happen twice. Cro Cop was quickly banned from the promotion for seeking sexual gratification during the bout. Former training partners of Cro Cop’s were quick to point out that he purposefully tries to get them to “accidentally” hit him in the testicles. Fabricio Verdum commented that one time Cro Cop moved his groin right in front of an attempted leg kick of his and tried to act mad and frown, but Verdum could see him desperately trying not to grin with joy. (pictured right: Cro Cop trying to impale his nuts on Sakuraba’s foot.)
MMAjerk will keep you updated on this bizarre turn of events.