If you thought Tommy Speer was going to win get your extra chromosome removed…



Every time Mac Danzig fights I sacrifice a cow cause he’s a vegan piece of shit. Congrats on beating a defenseless, legally retarded man in Tommy Speer you heartless son of a bitch.

The fight between War Machine and J-Rock convinced me that Jon Koppenhaver nickname be changed to Bitch Machine. Way to keep your composure in the end you cry baby, dumb shit.

Clay Guida must’ve been training with Sean Sherk the way he was eating those knees tonight. Good job Clay, you the man. Maybe now you’ll get a haircut you fucking douche. That stench from your hair is not gonna come off of Huerta’s balls for weeks. Oh, and way to dodge your first huge bullet Roger Huerta hopefully they feed you to Frankie Edgar or Tyson Griffin, then we’ll see where you’re “viva la raza” will take you, you proud son of the worst country on earth.

P.S. Sorry faithful readers for the disgusting lack of updates, I’m a busy man and as always… eat my ass. As for the rest of the fights I don’t give a shit, enjoy you’re night.

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MMA news and thoughts 6-23-2007 to now…



I know I’ve been slacking on the updates. Eat my shit I’ve been busy. Quite a few things have happened since the last update: The Ultimate Finale 5, Baroni vs. Shamrock, Penn’s title shot etc. (more…)

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The Ultimate Fighter 5 Finale predictions



Lets not waste any time I have to take a dump. The Ultimate Fighter Finale 5 comes to a close Saturday June 23rd. There’s some interesting matches and some lopsided matches. At the end of the day who gives a shit? It’s not like we’re paying for it this time around.

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