Las Vegas—MMAjerk has found out that the Versus Channel is forcing the WEC to censor their featherweight champion’s offensive second pair of butt cheeks located on his chin. Urijah Faber’s buttchin has become the unofficial mascot for the WEC and is just as synonomous with MMA as Chuck Liddell’s mohawk, Quinton Jackson’s chain, and Tito Ortiz’s skull.
We here at MMAjerk think we speak for the entire MMA watching world when we say it’s about time. Versus in an extremely fan friendly move also said if Faber comes out with cornrows again they will get the entire area above his shoulders censored.
Other organizations are expected to follow suit. UFC plans on censoring Luke Cummo’s eyebrows when he appears on SpikeTV.
MMAjerk has just received word that the UFC will not be following through with this plan because nobody would notice the censor bar. MMAjerk will keep you posted on continuing developments in this story.
I guess we should start things off by giving a big hand to Ariel Gandulla. Way to get tapped out by Doug fucking Marshall. Marshall’s ground game is about as decent as Cro Cops’s chin. Doug Marshall looks like a white supremacist with Downs Syndrome. Doug. Marshall. Fuck.
Props to Jens Pulver for turning Cub Swanson into a wacky, inflatable, arm flailing tube man. That’s what he gets for looking like Gandhi on heroin. Enjoy being named Cub for the rest of your life.
Paulo Filho looked like shit tonight. Luckily he always manages to pull an armbar out of his ass. If you’re clearly winning the stand up battle why would you go into the guard of one of the best grapplers in the division? Chael Sonnen - Master of Game plans. When they finally make a time machine I’m going to go back in time and fill Sonnen’s mother’s vagina with cement before he was born. You’ll thank me later.
Urijah Faber claimed to have purposely given his back to Jeff Curran. I guess it’s easy to have your head up your ass when your ass is on your chin.
I’m going to fucking bed.
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