Like that, but a glass door... fuck you

Like that, but a glass door... fuck you

Nebraska—Popular UFC fighter Houston Alexander has certainly had a rough go of things as of late. Emerging as a ferocious contender in the stacked light heavyweight division with first round destructions of Keith Jardine and Alessio Sakara, the alien-headed fighter has since lost his aura of invincibility. Officially 0 for 3 in his last three outings against Thiago Silva, James Irvin and most recently Eric Schafer; MMAjerk has gotten word that he lost his fight against… his ordinary household objects.

Houston Alexander was quietly relaxing in his backyard hammock late, yesterday evening when he awkwardly fell off of it. The hammock wrapped around the fighters arm causing it to put him in a makeshift kimura, which he had no idea how to get out of, and obviously no idea how to defend. After several hours his oldest daughter finally found him screaming for help and quickly helped her father out of the hammocks grasp.

Storming into the house in an embarrassing rage Alexander failed to realize the sliding glass door was indeed closed and power walked straight into it where the light heavyweight was knocked unconscious… again. His daughter would not confirm if he argued with her or not on the validity of the stoppage so we’re forced to assume he did.