Las Vegas—All the glory to Jesus Christ for finally telling The Ultimate Fighter season one winner Diego Sanchez to tone it down a little. Jesus told MMAjerk, “It’s just embarrassing. How that can guy can think that I’m actually helping him in some bizarre way to mercilessly beat another man? Is he retarded? Seriously? I’m not trying to be mean I’m being dead serious.”

When asked if he would still like Diego Sanchez as a follower Jesus said, “His devotion to me is remarkable. You know what we call people like that? Zealots. He’s the type of person that flys planes into buildings. Sorry for the tasteless remark, but look at him. He can worship Satan for all I care, if he would just please please please keep my name out of his mouth.”

When reached for comment Sanchez said, “You know man if he didn’t want me to say that he wouldn’t make me say that, you know man? Praise all glory to Jesus Christ,” obviously not getting what Jesus had to say at all… you know man?