Las Vegas—Ultimate Fighter season one winner and inspiration for birth control Diego Sanchez was forced to pull out of the hotly anticipated number one contenders bout with Thiago Alves when he injured his vagina late last week. Thankfully it was merely pulled and no ovarian damage was done. Sanchez, ever the optimist, is hoping this is an act of God and is hoping to give birth to the next coming of Christ via his anus. Uhh… you go girl.

Apparently Jesus dislikes borderline retarded, religious zealots, but loves bleached haired, borderline retarded zealots of douchebaggery as Josh Koscheck will be fighting Alves for the honor to fight Georges St. Pierre or BJ Penn.