Las Vegas—Following up on his free agent status, MMAjerk decided to take a closer look at self proclaimed male KJ Noons. Noons was released by EliteXC for utterly refusing to fight Nick Diaz. We here at MMAjerk have come up with some startling revelations that explain these bitch moves. We hope his bitch face is self explanatory. Hint: he looks like a bitch.

Noons suffers from a rare disease scientifically called vaginitus, in which the male genitalia slowly gets replaced by female genitalia[citation needed]. Furthermore MMAjerk genealogists (fuck you spell check) discovered the Noons family hails from France. MMAjerk was able to clarify with several different sources that he also sits down to pee.

It has been scientifically proven that watching KJ Noons fight is like watching gay porno, except you don’t feel as gay after watching gay porn.