Luke Cummo to get Gatorade sponsorship…
A source close to both Luke Cummo and Gatorade have contacted the fine journalists here at MMAjerk to inform us that the fighter has just inked a deal with sports drink mega company Gatorade. Of course only one athlete has had this honor which of course is Tiger Woods who got his own sports drink formulated for him by Gatorade in flavors he selected. These flavors of course are Red Drive (cherry), Cool Fusion (lemon lime) and Quiet Storm (grape).
Cummo’s situation will be no different. Announced flavors for the new Cummo Gatorade will be Yellow Snow(human urine), Golden
Shower(human urine), and Pee Pee(human urine).
When the CEO of Gatorade was reached for comment on the odd choice of flavor he simply said, “It’s got electrolytes!”
One more giant leap for MMA into the main stream. Cummo Gatorade will be wherever fine products are sold in late October.
September 19th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
The stuff plants crave. Haha…Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.
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