I know I’ve been slacking on the updates. Eat my shit I’ve been busy. Quite a few things have happened since the last update: The Ultimate Finale 5, Baroni vs. Shamrock, Penn’s title shot etc.

Ultimate Finale 5 afterthoughts

What a crazy night of fights.

Looked like Manny Gamburyan was on his way to decisioning Nate Diaz, but hey… you never know.

Oh, and hey Nate here’s a word of advice. Keep you fucking mouth shut around your boss. So what if the NSAC didn’t allow your pot head brother a cornerning license you dip shit? Must be that stellar Stockton, California education he has.

Too bad Gamburyan dislocated his shoulder, but oh well it happens. I’m personally kind of glad it happened, the Armenian fighter was probably gonna committ some sort of terrorist attack with the use of both shoulders.

Once in a blue moon do two fighters incapacitate each other at the same time. Gray Maynard slammed the ever living Christ out of Robert Emerson injuring Emerson’s rib whilst knocking his own dumbass out. Then the best part is Maynard explaining to Joe Rogan that he was not unconscious. I don’t know about you, but if I just TKO’d someone via slam I would be going ape shit in that cage running around screaming and Maynard knows he would too if we was conscious.

The main event featured a one sided raping between B.J. Penn and Jens Pulver. Penn showed that when he is actually conditioned that there may not be a scarier thing in MMA. Penn is set to fight the winner of the fight between Sean Sherk and Hermes Franca. More on that later.

Take note that I called every fight right (save for the no contest) unlike that boner at UFCjunkie Performify.

EliteXC Shamrock Vs. Baroni

First off let me just say what you all know… Phil Baroni is a dumb piece of shit. His trainers should’ve cornered him better by screaming to him, “Phil! Ask him if he wants fries with that!” to get him ready for his future career. Frank Shamrock beat Loves Cock in his Ass Baroni like an Irish dock worker beats his wife.

Supposedly Shamrock is in line to fight Cung Le next. Jay Glazer and Bill Goldberg were all over Cung Le’s nuts saying he is the complete MMA package and other retarded shit like that. It was almost too hard to listen to that fight without the mute button on. More on that fight when it’s in the works.