Sean Sherk? Steroids? I know, I know I’m just as shocked as you are. I mean everybody has muscles on their fucking muscles, right? Lets face it the only thing that was keeping Sherk going after eating Franca’s knees was ‘roid rage and back acne. Franca couldn’t even take steroids better than Sherk did, what a fucking loser. Don’t half ass your steroid abuse retard.

The peculiar thing is that this was found out without the use of a drug test. Dana White just simply noticed Sherk’s and Franca’s balls were smaller than normal as he pulled their pants down to have anal sex with them.

Everyone in this fucking sport is doing steroids. If Royce Gracie does them then nobody is safe from the juice. Oh, and by the Royce. Way to flush your family’s entire technique over strength philosophy straight down the shitter.

Both fighters have been suspended for a year. It remains to be told if Sherk will keep his title. Perhaps no one is more nervous to hear the news than Sherk’s wife and kids since they are the ones who are likely to be ‘roidedly beaten and battered.

Ah, fuck it. Why not? Lets do this.

Sean Sherk vs. Wife and Kids 

Sherk wins this one by strangling his wife and smothering his two kids with pillows. Oh, wait. That’s what WWE wrestler Chris Benoit did in his family match. Eat shit fake wrestling fans you shouldn’t be on this site anyways.

By the way we all know Sherk would lay and pray his way to another unanimous decision victory.