Rated R for Retarded.Las Vegas—MMA icons Mask, Punkass and Skyscrape of the Tapout Crew filed for mental disability earlier this afternoon. A social worker named Hugh Simmons forced the trio to take an accredited IQ test when the member Skyscrape was seen jamming a fork into one of the electrical outlets at a local McDonalds. Mr. Simmons spoke to only MMAjerk about the situation.

“I walked up and asked them ‘who’s suppose to be watching you guys?’ They gave me a blank stare and acted as if the one with the afro and the jockstrap worn on the outside of his pants jamming metal objects into the outlet was the most natural thing in the world. The one with the face paint laughed hysterically. At that point I took them to a local psychologist where the tests were given,” said Mr. Simmons obviously concerned. This was the first time any of them had ever taken an IQ test or any test for that matter.

The results were released earlier this morning where it was discovered that a whopping 213 IQ points exist between the three members. Punkass, obviously the brains of the group, got the highest score with 76; Mask followed with a 72, and no surprises here with Skyscrape scoring a gentleman’s 65.

We here at MMAjerk were really pulling for Skyscrape to be some sort of retarded savant, but the psychologist that administered the test said he was clearly just severely retarded. You can’t win them all we suppose.

The kind hearted Hugh Simmons was unanimously voted to be the groups new caregiver. Tapout will also be releasing Tapout plastic helmets for retarders in late October.