First off if Dana White wiped his ass on a piece of paper it would look like the UFC 72 card. Now I have to shell out forty bucks for a card that would be considered weak even by Fight Night standards. And also lets thank Martin Kampmann for injuring his knee (and when I say knee I mean vagina) so Okami could come in and make for a more competitive match for Franklin.

Franklin vs. Okami

Even though I’m sure Okami is great at math Franklin’s gonna put the hulking horrid driver down in the end of the third. He’s not gonna be able to make Franklin his prison bitch like he has done to Singer, Starnes and Swick. Plus Franklin’s name doesn’t begin with ‘S’. Swick, even though he was dominated, had his moments to put Okami away, but failed to capitalize. If Okami gives Franklin that same opportunity he’s gonna go night night. Franklin just better pray that Nate Marquardt beats Anderson Silva (which he will) so he doesn’t get that nose fucking rearranged again.

Singer vs. MacDonald

Wow a fight between a homo and a homo Canadian. MacDonald subs Singer in the second and hopefully we never have to see that douchebag again. Furthermore why does Sherdog have his nickname down as Version 2.5? Must be how big his junk is. If there was a way for both of these cocksuckers to lose it would be awesome. Lets hope they KO eachother in the first seconds into the first round.

Guida vs. Griffin

The only other fight on the card that I give a shit about. When Guida fights he looks like a monkey. That’s the only thing he does better than Griffin. This will be a first war, but Griffin’s gonna snag a decision.
Ramirez vs. Griffin

Griffin wins, who gives a shit? Moving on.

Smith vs. Herman

Herman gets the takedown. Herman puches Smith. Herman submits Smith. Smith should be ashamed of losing to Patrick “Fuck Stick” Cote in boring Tim Sylvia fashion. If Herman wants to strike (which he won’t) this could be an exciting fight.

As for the rest of the card no one gives a shit including me. Eddie “I’m the guy that Cro Cop got to beat up for five minutes to introduce to the American Fans” Sanchez is making his return and suprisingly is fighting a dude that may even be uglier than him. Way to go Eddie. Way to go.