Las Vegas—Right in line with Renato “Babalu” Sobral’s unsportsmanly choke of David Heath, Dana White and the UFC have decided that Nate Diaz’s speech impediment is equally offensive to the viewing and listening public. The Ultimate Fighter winner will be fined 20% of his purse.

“Yo man, thiss iss a bunth of sshit man. They all be acting like a bunth of punk bischess,” said Diaz about the fine. Natives of Stockton, California are shocked at the finessssss considering the Diaz brothers have among the highest IQs in the city limits at around 91.

In an act of defiance Diaz promises to start stuttering again, despite years of speech therapy to get rid of the embarrassing problem in the first place. This will only add to his repertoire of grammar and annunciation atrocities the UFC apparently frowns upon.

MMAjerk wishes Nate well on this act of misguided youthful rebellion.