Basically there’s only two fights on this card that anyone gives a shit about. Maybe three if you count Chuck Liddell’s bitch boy Antonio Banuelos’ fight, but more on that later.

Carlos Condit vs. Brock Larson

Brock Larson trains in Minnesota with Sean “Small Sack” Sherk so expect the strength advantage to go to him. Larson ironically looks like Beavis ,from Beavis and Butthead, on steroids, and probably shares a similar IQ score. The only fighter worth a shit that Larson has fought was Jon Fitch, and he lost. Look for Carlos Condit to get taken to the ground where he’ll slap on a submission on Larson in the first.

Paulo Filho vs. Joe Doerksen

Dead man walking! Rich Franklin was offered to fight Paulo Filho and wisely declined for good reason. Filho should be fighting in the UFC, and is arguably the number one middleweight on the planet. This bastard looks like an aborted ape fetus that somehow managed to get a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jutsu. Joe Doerksen has the advantage in experience, but come on! This fucking guy couldn’t even finish Chris Leben. Filho by armbar in the first round.

Justin Robbins vs. Antonio Banuelos

I don’t know who’s gonna win this fight and I don’t give a shit. I just came to raise my suspicions of Antonio Banuelos and Chuck Liddell after Banuelos’ Tapout episode. Am I the only one that thinks it’s odd for Liddell to have a little 135 pounder living at his house and serving him like a maid? I can imagine what it was like while taping that episode.

Banuelos:

Yeah I make Chuck his eggs in the morning. He likes them scrambled, not over easy. And he has to have the first controller when we play the playstation. And when I suck his balls he likes a little but of biting, but not a lot. Oh my god wait! Can we edit that part out?

Sure they can Antonio, but it won’t do you any good since you look like a fag anyways.

Banuelos by KO.